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Spike sticks..??

Old_Me

Old_Me

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ok, here's the deal

i cannot have a dog, i have allergies, and the wife is having issues as well

nooo...we will not get a hypoallergenic dog, cuz the cost of shampoo will be more than a McDonalds burger.

so, how can i keep salespeople, Jehovah Witnesses, and other unwanted people off my property?

mind you, i live in the city, city sidewalks, non closing entrance way to my front door, and only a chain across my driveway.

would "spike strips" keep trespassers off my property?

just asking....for a friend.
 
Old_Me said:
ok, here's the deal

i cannot have a dog, i have allergies, and the wife is having issues as well

nooo...we will not get a hypoallergenic dog, cuz the cost of shampoo will be more than a McDonalds burger.

so, how can i keep salespeople, Jehovah Witnesses, and other unwanted people off my property?

mind you, i live in the city, city sidewalks, non closing entrance way to my front door, and only a chain across my driveway.

would "spike strips" keep trespassers off my property?

just asking....for a friend.
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Ho about a Komodo Dragon?

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Vicious animals, bear traps, and Claymore mines are obviously effective, but your city neighbors wouldn't find them aestheticly pleasing and would ban their kids from visiting your house on Halloween. Besides those options are expensive and telescope your less than kind feelings towards fellow man. But there is another more personal option that could be camouflaged from prying eyes. Punji sticks have a long history of keeping intruders at bay. They are cheap to install, and are biodegradable. This should leave the green deal folks in your area feeling warm and fuzzy. If nothing else, the thought of a liberal on a stick puts a smile on my face. 😎
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Recusant said:
Vicious animals, bear traps, and Claymore mines are obviously effective, but your city neighbors wouldn't find them aestheticly pleasing and would ban their kids from visiting your house on Halloween. Besides those options are expensive and telescope your less than kind feelings towards fellow man. But there is another more personal option that could be camouflaged from prying eyes. Punji sticks have a long history of keeping intruders at bay. They are cheap to install, and are biodegradable. This should leave the green deal folks in your area feeling warm and fuzzy. If nothing else, the thought of a liberal on a stick puts a smile on my face. 😎
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In today's world, spike strips would be setting yourself up for a law suit. As would any type of barrier capable of doing damage or injury.
Stick to "No Trespassing" and "No Soliciting" signs and hope they can read. Maybe fence in the front yard.
If they knock anyway, well, there's no rules about verbally expressing your disapproval. Feel free to vent in a manner that they won't come back. ;)
 
Recusant said:
1 &2) Vicious animals, bear traps, and Claymore mines are obviously effective, but your city neighbors wouldn't find them aesthetically pleasing and would ban their kids from visiting your house on Halloween.
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Recusant said:
3) Besides those options are expensive and telescope your less than kind feelings towards fellow man. But there is another more personal option that could be camouflaged from prying eyes. Punji sticks have a long history of keeping intruders at bay.
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Recusant said:
4 & 5) They are cheap to install, and are biodegradable. This should leave the green deal folks in your area feeling warm and fuzzy. If nothing else, the thought of a liberal on a stick puts a smile on my face. 😎
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1) i hate my neighbors

2) i hate the kids in the area (love all of mine dearly however)

3) i don't want no stinking telescope, i had one and got caught spying on the young gal that "USED" to live next door

4) i don't like green leaf deal folks

5) best yet, git me some libturds....
 
I'll try the family friendly version--

(Doorbell rings and I look out the peep-hole -- yep, JV's)

Open door, look at them with my friendly smile and say, "G-D you a$$holz took your frickin time haulin your butz over -- ya'll come in, the beer is cold" and I got pornhub on the big screen".

Yes, they leave in a huff (or a minute and a huff).
 
Many years ago, as a much younger man, A friend of mine was being annoyed by JWs knocking on his door a couple times a week.
One night after hard partying, I crashed on his couch. Sure nuff, next morning, bright and early the JWs woke me up knocking on the door. Badly hung over, I answered. I don't remember exactly what I said to them, but my friend later told me that they never came back. 😁
 
Old_Me said:
ok, here's the deal

i cannot have a dog, i have allergies, and the wife is having issues as well

nooo...we will not get a hypoallergenic dog, cuz the cost of shampoo will be more than a McDonalds burger.

so, how can i keep salespeople, Jehovah Witnesses, and other unwanted people off my property?

mind you, i live in the city, city sidewalks, non closing entrance way to my front door, and only a chain across my driveway.

would "spike strips" keep trespassers off my property?

just asking....for a friend.
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