Spike sticks..??

[Old_Me]

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nah..where i live, that's an invitation to a door getting busted down by one of these...

 

[luggcampion]

Boss Buck Shark Teeth Deterrent Strips 3 Pack

Boss Buck Shark Teeth work on the principle of abstinence. If they can’t touch it, climb it, bump it or lick it; they can’t tear it up,...

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[Old_Me]

Boss Buck Shark Teeth Deterrent Strips 3 Pack

Boss Buck Shark Teeth work on the principle of abstinence. If they can’t touch it, climb it, bump it or lick it; they can’t tear it up,...

www.midwayusa.com

those are sooo sexy...and cheap.........

sorta like a drunk "party girl"

 

[nmedge]

1) i hate my neighbors

2) i hate the kids in the area (love all of mine dearly however)

3) i don't want no stinking telescope, i had one and got caught spying on the young gal that "USED" to live next door

4) i don't like green leaf deal folks

5) best yet, git me some libturds....

You need to explain #3!

 

[Bassbob]

ok, here's the deal

i cannot have a dog, i have allergies, and the wife is having issues as well

nooo...we will not get a hypoallergenic dog, cuz the cost of shampoo will be more than a McDonalds burger.

so, how can i keep salespeople, Jehovah Witnesses, and other unwanted people off my property?

mind you, i live in the city, city sidewalks, non closing entrance way to my front door, and only a chain across my driveway.

would "spike strips" keep trespassers off my property?

just asking....for a friend.

Fill the irrigation system with gasoline and stand on the porch with a flamethrower.