The Liars thread
- Thread starter Belt Fed
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wolfpack076
Professional
Me to my Wife... "Honey I promise this is the last gun I'm buying".
Roadrunner
Elite
N
nmedge
Guest
Is that a new gun? No, i've had this for years!
Snake45
Professional
This is why you want to specialize in something like 1911s or Glocks or ARs or S&W revolvers of a certain barrel length and finish: You can get away with that for years, or decades....
Annihilator
Emissary
Hey, size doesn't matter.........
Annihilator
Emissary
You'll need to pry every Yeet Cannon out of @Annihilator 's hands for that to happen.
Annihilator
Emissary
Annihilator
Emissary
Hey, I’m a moderator here and I know what I’m doing and I would never ever ban that Annihilator character…..You'll need to pry every Yeet Cannon out of @Annihilator 's hands for that to happen.
Belt Fed
Ronin
I tried to use that line a few times over the years, none was buyin it and unfortunately i'm not lyin.
kenpomaniac1958
Master Class
Yes sir. I believe you're a special forces bad ass. I believe you can shoot 1 inch groups with a 300 win mag at 500 yards, free standing.
What did I do in the Marine Corps? I mopped floors. I picked up cigarette butts. I might have drank a San Miguel beer in the Philippines, but only one....
What did I do in the Marine Corps? I mopped floors. I picked up cigarette butts. I might have drank a San Miguel beer in the Philippines, but only one....
TEXASforLIFE
SAINT
Cats understand the meaning of "no means no"
jumpinjoe
Hellcat
I know this thread is supposed to be where we tell 'whoppers', but if I tell you this ain't no chit, you'll just have to decide for yourself.
We've all heard that babies, yet unborn, can actually hear the mother's voice when they talk to the baby. Well, I can attest to that.
Sometime around the 20th week of my own gestation period, my mom went in for an ultrasound. My dad was with her obviously. As mom and dad were staring at the screen watching their little developing bundle of joy (me) wiggle and squirm, dad very proudly announced ..... "look at that, my boy is hung like a horse", to which I distinctly heard my mom's voice when she explained to him that was the umbilical cord.
Here, hold my beer ...... I swear it's true!
We've all heard that babies, yet unborn, can actually hear the mother's voice when they talk to the baby. Well, I can attest to that.
Sometime around the 20th week of my own gestation period, my mom went in for an ultrasound. My dad was with her obviously. As mom and dad were staring at the screen watching their little developing bundle of joy (me) wiggle and squirm, dad very proudly announced ..... "look at that, my boy is hung like a horse", to which I distinctly heard my mom's voice when she explained to him that was the umbilical cord.
Here, hold my beer ...... I swear it's true!
SaltyMonkey
Professional
Speaking to neighbor.
“ I’m pretty sure that was Sasquatch you saw last night peeing in your bushes.”
“ I’m pretty sure that was Sasquatch you saw last night peeing in your bushes.”
SimonRL
Hellcat
Talk about the inmates running the asylum!Hey, I’m a moderator here and I know what I’m doing and I would never ever ban that Annihilator character…..