The official Cretin and Curmudgeon good morning and BS'n thread.

[Belt Fed]

Good Morning fellow C and C folks. To start the BS'n off i went and looked at a tree a guy wants me to cut and NOPE, above my pay grade. it's just barely hangin on i told him if he let me pull it off the tall stump with the winch i would cut it up. so waitin on his approval. It's gonna trash the barbed wire fence

 

[Annihilator]

Good Morning fellow C and C folks. To start the BS'n off i went and looked at a tree a guy wants me to cut and NOPE, above my pay grade. it's just barely hangin on i told him if he let me pull it off the tall stump with the winch i would cut it up. so waitin on his approval. It's gonna trash the barbed wire fence

 

[Annihilator]

I identify as a HersneyVerge…….does this count……

 

[KillerFord1977]

Mornin ‘ to ya

 

[Belt Fed]

I identify as a HersneyVerge

Ok, i'm gonna have to look that up, us cretins ain't up on them big words.

 

[Annihilator]

Ok, i'm gonna have to look that up, us cretins ain't up on them big words.

FYI….. the Swedish cook of the Muppets famous phrase if something went wrong was hersneyverge!! And since most on here think I am not right, figured it fits me

 

[Recusant]

Good Morning fellow C and C folks. To start the BS'n off i went and looked at a tree a guy wants me to cut and NOPE, above my pay grade. it's just barely hangin on i told him if he let me pull it off the tall stump with the winch i would cut it up. so waitin on his approval. It's gonna trash the barbed wire fence

What I would do is to notch it on the side closest to the next tree. Put a cable attached to a come-along around it as high up as possible and pull it towards that other tree. Then from the other side cut at a slant towards the notch and if there's enough tension on the cable it should fall in that direction. However, I'm not a lumberjack, but I have to deal with these kinds of issues at my house out in the country.

 

[Bassbob]

pfffft. One word. Tanerite and a 30-06.

 

[Sld1959]

Good day, i identify as a 25 yo Amazing Hero, I figure that's my wife means when she calls me AH, it's gotta be good right,

 

[KillerFord1977]

pfffft. One word. Tanerite and a 30-06.

Please record it.
Stand back as to not be a Darwin award winner like this illustrious moron influencer almost became

 

[Bassbob]

Please record it.
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I may be a moron but I ain’t stupid.

 

[Belt Fed]

It's happening in the morning, gonna throw my winch cable over it and hook it and pull it off with the winch, then cut it up.

 

[Bassbob]

It's happening in the morning, gonna throw my winch cable over it and hook it and pull it off with the winch, then cut it up.

So. No tanerite ?

 

[Bassbob]

Hard to be a cretin with no tanerite.

 

[Belt Fed]

So. No tanerite ?

Nope, i got some stuff here the grandson bought me but don't think it would work as i would have to climb my butt up to that broken part and put it there. i ain't gettin too close to it until it's on the ground then it's on like Donkey Kong then.

 

[Bassbob]

Nope, i got some stuff here the grandson bought me but don't think it would work as i would have to climb my butt up to that broken part and put it there. i ain't gettin too close to it until it's on the ground then it's on like Donkey Kong then.

Wait. You have machine guns. Just shoot the bastard until it gives up.

 

[Annihilator]

I may be a moron but I ain’t stupid.

 

[Belt Fed]

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Hmmmmm, the short one must be gay, he grinnin too hard when he unzips his pants.

 

[Bassbob]

Hmmmmm, the short one must be gay, he grinnin too hard when he unzips his pants.

Never trust a guy with one eye.

 

[powerboatr]

It's happening in the morning, gonna throw my winch cable over it and hook it and pull it off with the winch, then cut it up.

thats the safe way, fence will just need mending
i was thinking front end loader, lift tree off fence and back up and drop it on ground
but explosives would have been more entertaining