The official Cretin and Curmudgeon good morning and BS'n thread.

[KillerFord1977]

Mornin folks, the stihl saw collection

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Nice collection of work, work, work, work, more work and more work, ehhh Stihl’s…

 

[HayesGreener]

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Mornin folks, the stihl saw collection

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I only have four. Now I have feelings of inadequacy.

 

[javbike]

It's happening in the morning, gonna throw my winch cable over it and hook it and pull it off with the winch, then cut it up.

You the man belt fed

 

[Belt Fed]

what do you guys do with all the stickers you get with guns and anything else. just a couple items. i have a bunch that's too big to put on anything. i decorated my new woods helmet today. it's not the one i cut in as it don't have face and ear protection, but i put it on after i finish cutting to load the truck.

 

[Belt Fed]

These are the ones i cut in

 

[Belt Fed]

It's hot here too

 

[Belt Fed]

almost stepped on this sucker this mornin, that woulda been painful.

 

[HayesGreener]

They are not usually aggressive but still dangerous. We have 5 varieties of venomous snakes in my neck of the woods, never pick anything up off the ground without kicking it first around here. Outside cats are helpful. Glad you struck first.

 

[javbike]

almost stepped on this sucker this mornin, that woulda been painful.

Did you shoot with your high point ?

 

[KillerFord1977]

These are the ones i cut in

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Stickers go on my Yeti tumblers, coolers, gun cases, garage stuff, and the back window of my truck(yeah ask me if I care )

 

[HayesGreener]

Did you shoot with your high point ?

Gotta be careful you don't hit your foot

 

[Belt Fed]

Mornin all, going to be another hot day.

 

[KillerFord1977]

Mornin all, going to be another hot day.

 

[javbike]

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That’s almost gross killer ha ha ha

 

[Belt Fed]

99 here, about to hit 100 again

 

[KillerFord1977]

99 here, about to hit 100 again

105 here today

 

[KillerFord1977]

That’s almost gross killer ha ha ha

…. But its “MeatHead” …

 

[Inusuit]

They are not usually aggressive but still dangerous. We have 5 varieties of venomous snakes in my neck of the woods, never pick anything up off the ground without kicking it first around here. Outside cats are helpful. Glad you struck first.

These four types of venomous snakes in the United States are rattlesnakes, copperheads, cottonmouths, and coral snakes.

What is your fifth variety? Not trying to start an argument, just curious. There are multiple sub species in each category.

 

[HayesGreener]

These four types of venomous snakes in the United States are rattlesnakes, copperheads, cottonmouths, and coral snakes.

What is your fifth variety? Not trying to start an argument, just curious. There are multiple sub species in each category.

I count Pygmy Rattlesnakes as one of the varieties, in addition to Eastern Diamondbacks, Copperheads, Coral Snakes, and in my view the nastiest, the Water Moccasin. We have dispatched some of all of them out here.

The Pygmy is a species separate from other rattlesnakes. There are several subspecies of them. They are especially treacherous because they are small and their tiny rattle is hard to hear unless you are right on top of them.

We are near woods and water and you never pick anything up without kicking it first.

 

[Belt Fed]

We have timber rattlers here, i have heard we have coral snakes but have never seen one. we have plenty of copperheads and water moccasins. got this 4 foot timber rattler a while back when it slithered between my legs bucking up a tree.