During my formal instructor days in the Navy, I had a class of Reservists, and a lot of them were professionals (lawyers, corporate types) in their everyday jobs. Some were talking during class about their degrees and education, so I had to pipe-in and add my two cents worth. I told them I have a PhD. It got real quiet, and they looked at me, and one finally asked what the PhD was for, and where it was from. With a straight face I replied........"It's my Post Hole Digger, and I keep it in my shed."Sorry, it's a PHD in BS!
Or a "Pretty Hot Date!"During my formal instructor days in the Navy, I had a class of Reservists, and a lot of them were professionals (lawyers, corporate types) in their everyday jobs. Some were talking during class about their degrees and education, so I had to pipe-in and add my two cents worth. I told them I have a PhD. It got real quiet, and they looked at me, and one finally asked what the PhD was for, and where it was from. With a straight face I replied........"It's my Post Hole Digger, and I keep it in my shed."
That sort of took the wind out of their sails, and they settled-down for the rest of the course.
Or a "Pretty Hot Date!"
That's Right SargeY'all jealous..... can't be short and to the point as I am!
Y'all jealous..... can't be short and to the point as I am!