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Open mouth insert……..Nearly found out what Great bodily injury was last night,both dropping off to sleep broke wind shook the duvet and said "how was that?" Wife said " stinks in here " wasn't wise to reply "well go and have a shower then" needless to say not got out of bed so quick now sat downstairs deciding wether it's safe to go back to bed lol
Great Bodily Harm?
Like the statement by the comedian Ron White. "I had the right to remain silent, but not the ability"...Open mouth insert……..
Hot boxed the wife (let it rip and then pulled the blanket over her head) once and only once. Our bed was up against the wall, so she put her back against the wall, cocked both legs and literally launched me halfway across the room. Thought it was a good idea at the time, now that I rethink it, hmmmmmmmm....Nearly found out what Great bodily injury was last night,both dropping off to sleep broke wind shook the duvet and said "how was that?" Wife said " stinks in here " wasn't wise to reply "well go and have a shower then" needless to say not got out of bed so quick now sat downstairs deciding wether it's safe to go back to bed lol