Skunkhouse
Master Class
Had a argument with a couple police officers while slightly intoxicated.
It didn't end well lol
It didn't end well lol
What is the Dumbest thing you ever did?
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HayesGreener
Ronin
So that was you!haha... as a MP in the Army, stationed in Germany we would surf the MP vans on night shift down the autobahns at around 100 mph. (Weeknights were slow.)How no one ever fell off and got killed is a miracle.
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nmedge
Guest
Joined the Army
The Night Rider
Professional
My second enlistment I went from Field Artillery to Meddac. Huge culture shock. My first day in my new unit I was tasked with taking a detail to police the motor pool. The first person I selected was a female who informed me that she didn't feel like it (Medical units aren't like the real Army).
Without thinking I gave the standard Artillery response "WTF? Does your P***y hurt? GTF down to the motor pool." You don't say that to a female (ever really) in the modern army. My career essentially ended then and there.
Serious dumbest decision I ever made, my last assignment was the admissions office at Evans Army Community Hospital. While I was on terminal leave my Platoon Sergeant offered me a job as a GS employee as MY OWN REPLACEMENT.
All of my time in service would have counted towards retirement. I would have had government benefits. I would have started out as a GS6. I would have had full retirement in 2008.
I turned him down.
Without thinking I gave the standard Artillery response "WTF? Does your P***y hurt? GTF down to the motor pool." You don't say that to a female (ever really) in the modern army. My career essentially ended then and there.
Serious dumbest decision I ever made, my last assignment was the admissions office at Evans Army Community Hospital. While I was on terminal leave my Platoon Sergeant offered me a job as a GS employee as MY OWN REPLACEMENT.
All of my time in service would have counted towards retirement. I would have had government benefits. I would have started out as a GS6. I would have had full retirement in 2008.
I turned him down.
HayesGreener
Ronin
Married my ex
KillerFord1977
SAINT
Flew a Cessna 152 under a brdige in eastern oklahoma on a dare.
I’m here, but my derrière hole is still tight 30 yrs later
I’m here, but my derrière hole is still tight 30 yrs later
HansGruber
Ronin
Not sure if the statute of limitations has run out on it yet…
HayesGreener
Ronin
Pilots I knew couldn't wait to do that when the St Lewis Arch was finished
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nmedge
Guest
After the Army I enlisted in the Air Force and stayed 20 years. The Air Force was a lot better!
Sld1959
Ronin
My best friend and i, about age 14, made a polish cannon with a cardboard carpet tube, a coffee can, duct tape, a croquet ball, and a gallon of Coleman white gas.
It was spectacular, and we had to work fast to put out fires on the garage, shed, near by trees and a lot of grass, luckily not on us...
It was spectacular, and we had to work fast to put out fires on the garage, shed, near by trees and a lot of grass, luckily not on us...
Bassbob
Emissary
Dating yourself there Hayes. The STL Arch was completed before I was born. I'm 54. Born and raised here, been up in it once.
HayesGreener
Ronin
Sheesh I have boxer shorts about your age
Bassbob
Emissary
I wouldn't tell that to too many people.Sheesh I have boxer shorts about your age
Polish cannon + tennis ball +lighter fluid = another stupid thing i did
The Night Rider
Professional
You say that like it's a bad thing thing.
The Night Rider
Professional
When I got to Fort Sill they took my cigarettes away. I went 13 weeks without one and had zero withdrawals.
Dumbest thing I ever did was buying a pack when I got out of Basic