It was a joke, but quite the coincidence. I run Firefox and have about 5 pgms that scan/delete adware, spyware and malware.I have been aware of Qore products for a couple years now, and their stuff is GOOD. I highly recommend them. https://www.qoreperformance.com/
As for spyware on this site, I doubt it, it's probably your browser. If you're running Microsoft or Google Chrome, you're up the creek. At the very least get Firefox, or better yet, get TOR browser! https://www.torproject.org/download/