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Old_Me

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why is it, during the throes of winter, when you go to sit on the toilet, the damned toilet seat is icy cold...??

and

why is it, in the dogs days of summer, the toilet seat is still cold..??

shouldn't that toilet seat in summer, be warm.....??


you see, had i been able to enter my club earlier this morning, i'd not be here wondering about such things...

just minutes ago...."i had to go"............but damn, that toilet seat was icy cold........


maybe i ought to email the club president, and gripe about the snow covered steps.

cuz i'm sitting here, made to wonder "why" many other things.
 
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why is it, during the throes of winter, when you go to sit on the toilet, the damned toilet seat is icy cold...??

and

why is it, in the dogs days of summer, the toilet seat is still cold..??

shouldn't that toilet seat in summer, be warm.....??


you see, had i been able to enter my club earlier this morning, i'd not be here wondering about such things...

just minutes ago...."i had to go"............but damn, that toilet seat was icy cold........


maybe i ought to email the club president, and gripe about the snow covered steps.

cuz i'm sitting here, made to wonder "why" many other things.
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  • Blue LED night light illuminates with a soft, soothing glow
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  • Whisper close hinge slowly and quietly closes eliminating slamming and pinched fingers
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hover. no contact. it's good for the quads. never neglect leg day.
i cannot "hover"

i have what is called a "Baker's cyst" in my left knee, behind the knee in fact..i can hardly walk, with out the knee wanting to kick out from under me..

sitting is painful, as getting up is as well..the damned compression brace i wear really does not help.

i actually lose balance from time to time..

good idea though to "hover", as i would do that at truck stop bathrooms, and the occasional porta-john.

that's why it pissed me off to see snow on the gun clubs steps this morning.......i need not slip and fall as i labor to climb stairs at home, let alone on snow covered steps.

 
i cannot "hover"

i have what is called a "Baker's cyst" in my left knee, behind the knee in fact..i can hardly walk, with out the knee wanting to kick out from under me..

sitting is painful, as getting up is as well..the damned compression brace i wear really does not help.

i actually lose balance from time to time..

good idea though to "hover", as i would do that at truck stop bathrooms, and the occasional porta-john.

that's why it pissed me off to see snow on the gun clubs steps this morning.......i need not slip and fall as i labor to climb stairs at home, let alone on snow covered steps.

Excuses, excuses.
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why is it, during the throes of winter, when you go to sit on the toilet, the damned toilet seat is icy cold...??

and

why is it, in the dogs days of summer, the toilet seat is still cold..??

shouldn't that toilet seat in summer, be warm.....??


you see, had i been able to enter my club earlier this morning, i'd not be here wondering about such things...

just minutes ago...."i had to go"............but damn, that toilet seat was icy cold........


maybe i ought to email the club president, and gripe about the snow covered steps.

cuz i'm sitting here, made to wonder "why" many other things.
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For your cold tuschy, even a place for your phone
 
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