you ain't gonna believe this

[Old_Me]

and i tried SEVERAL times...to get a picture...but my camera says..."no image".....

like WTF, I KNOW how to use a camera.!!!!!!!!!

any way, there are NO ponds, NO rivers, NO lakes near me.....

i live in the city......

yet, behind my car...??

is a flattened frog......!!!!!!!

like, what does the Bible say about frogs when it rains..???

with all these wildfires, tornados, rains, floods, winds........

i swear it's the coming apocalypse.......

good thing i got thousands of rounds of new and reloaded ammo.....

 

[Oaktree45]

It was probably a tree frog.

 

[mikep]

a flattened frog in the city is a sign of good fortune in some cultures.
(okay, i'm making stuff up)

 

[Recusant]

Then, for city kids, there's the joke about why did the frog cross the road?

 

[SaltyMonkey]

Sounds like it would make a good blues or country song.

 

[SimonRL]

Maybe someone was casting a spell on you.

 

[ex13F]

what does the Bible say about frogs when it rains..???

with all these wildfires, tornados, rains, floods, winds........

i swear it's the coming apocalypse.......

good thing i got thousands of rounds of new and reloaded ammo.....

 

[Old_Me]

Maybe someone was casting a spell on you.

like i ain't got enough 5hit going on now..?????

 

[Old_Me]

a flattened frog in the city is a sign of good fortune in some cultures.
(okay, i'm making stuff up)

oh.....really..??

well considering nearly every frigging "culture" lives in my neighborhood, they can come on over and scrape it off my driveway.

i got so much culture, i shine as bright as a flaming Budapest monk.

 

[mikep]

oh.....really..??

well considering nearly every frigging "culture" lives in my neighborhood, they can come on over and scrape it off my driveway.

i got so much culture, i shine as bright as a flaming Budapest monk.

do you like frog legs? french cuisine. culture, no?

 

[Area52]

“A toad less travelled took the one most traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.” – Frost

 

[Old_Me]

do you like frog legs? french cuisine. culture, no?

they're squished......

 

[mikep]

they're squished......

not squished... tenderized. it's all about perspective.

 

[powerboatr]

we had so much rain last night over an inch in 57 minutes we had frogs and critters everywhere looking for high ground.
non SQUISHED

 

[Old_Me]

not squished... tenderized. it's all about perspective.

 

[Annihilator]

and i tried SEVERAL times...to get a picture...but my camera says..."no image".....

like WTF, I KNOW how to use a camera.!!!!!!!!!

any way, there are NO ponds, NO rivers, NO lakes near me.....

i live in the city......

yet, behind my car...??

is a flattened frog......!!!!!!!

like, what does the Bible say about frogs when it rains..???

with all these wildfires, tornados, rains, floods, winds........

i swear it's the coming apocalypse.......

good thing i got thousands of rounds of new and reloaded ammo.....

 

[Old_Me]

we had so much rain last night over an inch in 57 minutes we had frogs and critters everywhere looking for high ground.
non SQUISHED

thing is, no waterways in my area.........a hurricane that hit the Carolina's, "skirted" the east coast, that's about it.

we have had direct hits from hurricanes this season, and nothing came to earth from them other than rains.

 

[powerboatr]

thing is, no waterways in my area.........a hurricane that hit the Carolina's, "skirted" the east coast, that's about it.

we have had direct hits from hurricanes this season, and nothing came to earth from them other than rains.

toads, locusts, grasshoppers oh my its plague time RUN
we had baby tree frogs, and baby frog, frogs
even the ones sleeping in the dried up marsh were out with scuba tanks

 

[shanneba]

City living makes urban male frogs far more attractive to females

Urban male túngara frogs have evolved more elaborate mating calls than their rural brothers, which make them much better at attracting a mate

www.newscientist.com

 

[Annihilator]

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