Calling all Cretins

[Belt Fed]

A real cretin would just slap a skunk under each arm.

 

[Bassbob]

A real cretin would just slap a skunk under each arm.

Or use bar soap and shave in the shower using a disposable multi blade cartridge razor.

 

[KillerFord1977]

Or use bar soap and shave in the shower using a disposable multi blade cartridge razor.

yes sir… only way to shave

 

[KillerFord1977]

One of my favorite scents is by a company called Phoenix Artisan Accoutrements. It’s called Tombstone. Top notes are gunpowder and leather. It’s very nice. Also I only like the ones with alcohol in them ( which is nearly all of them) and if they’re not cold enough I put menthol crystals in them to make them colder. And my wife rarely wears perfume and I only use aftershave splash right after a shave.

I do like what they call Barbershop scent and I regularly spend way too much money for the Shulton Old Spice, which is now made in India but is the original formula unlike the actual Old Spice made by Proctor and Gamble, which is crap. And I don’t mind Aqua Velva either.

As with anything, all things in moderation.

Indians dont shave or use deodorant.. at least around my area

 

[Bassbob]

Indians dont shave or use deodorant.. at least around my area

Successful drug dealers don’t use drugs either.

 

[SaltyMonkey]

I have not scraped hair off my face in many years.
I let it grow out about 2 months then knock it down with a 1/2 guard with the same set of clippers I’ve been using to buzz my melon for the past 24 years.

 

[Bassbob]

I have not scraped hair off my face in many years.
I let it grow out about 2 months then knock it down with a 1/2 guard with the same set of clippers I’ve been using to buzz my melon for the past 24 years.

I use the ol’ dog clippers on my head too.

 

[jumpinjoe]

Or use bar soap and shave in the shower using a disposable multi blade cartridge razor.

I think you've finally hit on it there!!! My preferred method for about 60+ years.

'Course it all depends on what bar soap you're using ... I actually like the feel of "LAVA". LOL!

 

[SaltyMonkey]

I use the ol’ dog clippers on my head too.

Well if my old osters ever die , I still have a pair of old sheep sheers my dad owned and used on the German Shepherd’s we had growing up.