Can guns be sexy?

[Bassbob]

ok Bob, now there going to think differently of me after hearing this song......

The whole first record ( it's a double) is a story about Joe. Who loses his love Lucille, winds up with Mary ( a trollup) and finally ends up with a miniature rubberized **** replica (i.e. A gay Bob Doll) and an auto plooker that looks like an industrial piggy bank with marital aids stuck all over it. This is after he joins L. Ron Hoover's Church of Appliantology. It features such hits as "Catholic Girls, " Crew Sluts" and " Wet T-Shirt night". All classics.

 

[Annihilator]

The whole first record ( it's a double) is a story about Joe. Who loses his love Lucille, winds up with Mary ( a trollup) and finally ends up with a miniature rubberized **** replica (i.e. A gay Bob Doll) and an auto plooker that looks like an industrial piggy bank with marital aids stuck all over it. This is after he joins L. Ron Hoover's Church of Appliantology. It features such hits as "Catholic Girls, " Crew Sluts" and " Wet T-Shirt night". All classics.

I haven’t listened to Zappa in years, I mean years.

 

[Bassbob]

I haven’t listened to Zappa in years, I mean years.

Frank(ly) ( See what I did there ?) this isn't even the best Zappa. Not by a long shot. It was a perfect match for a thread about sexy metal objects though. I mean I never got turned on by a toaster before. Ha ha ha

 

[Keystone19250]

Like beauty, sexy is in the eye of the beholder. When it’s either a stock off the shelf piece or gun you take and make it how you want to see it it’s a sexy thing.

 

[Oaktree45]

I don’t think any gun is sexy but some are great looking and well designed. Of the guns in my collection, this Sauer and Sohn model 38H in .32 ACP is one of my favorites. Fits the hand like a glove, easy to shoot one-handed, has a cocker/decocker lever, easy to field strip, and this one is an early test model produced for the Wehrmacht. On top of all that she’s a war veteran.

 

[Equalizer]

You want sexy...This is SEXY

 

[Keystone19250]

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My Westinghouse Phased Plasma Rifle in 40Watt Range is sexy......but I don’t look all that bad either......

Once again it’s all about you isn’t it, well personally my truck is sexier then your skeletal metal body.

 

[Annihilator]

Once again it’s all about you isn’t it, well personally my truck is sexier then your skeletal metal body.

 

[Annihilator]

On a serious note, I always thought the chrome, nickel or gold tiger stripe desert eagle was a sexy gun.

 

[Bassbob]

Guns do not arouse me. I have some that I think are beautiful, sleek and works of art. Right now I got the hots for Germans ( Same as Joe did ) though. Although my new American is gaining ground.

 

[MsMelissa]

There are guns that are absolutely beautiful and sexy. I can totally get into a sexy, functional, beautiful gun. I’ve never shot well with an “ugly” gun.

 

[Keystone19250]

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Hey I think this is a very sexy look for you.

 

[Annihilator]

You went there again didn’t you.....

 

[Keystone19250]

On a serious note, I always thought the chrome, nickel or gold tiger stripe desert eagle was a sexy gun.

You are totally correct and although I’m not a fan of chrome the Desert Eagle line of firearms are beautiful guns.

 

[Keystone19250]

You went there again didn’t you.....

I hurt your feelings I apologize.

 

[Annihilator]

Another one I thought looked great was when Colt first introduced the stainless government model back in 1986. They were the 150th Colt anniversary model with special grip panels and medallions, I had one, should have kept it.

 

[KillerFord1977]

Guns are sexy unless a Glock

 

[adam sr]

I think a sexy gun is the one I want to buy next.

 

[HansGruber]

Oh, definitely.

The P.08 Luger has got to br one of the sexiest guns ever made...

 

[papadan]

All I’m saying is that I’ve never bought a gun that it didn’t find beautiful or sexy or that didn’t speak to me in some way. And if I love a gun, I tend to shoot it well.

That's right!