Chuck Norris

[Belt Fed]

Chuck Norris beat up the first minions so bad some of them are born with one eye.

 

[Mr.W.]

What I always appreciated about Mr. Norris is, before the film/television martial arts fame, he won sanctioned, full contact karate competition titles. Unlike some others I'll not mention, he "walked the walk."

 

[wolfpack076]

Chuck Norris went to Burger King and ordered a Big Mac and got one.

 

[BassCliff]

Hi,

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.


I'll show myself out now.


Thank you for your indulgence,

BassCliff

 

[wolfpack076]

Chuck Norris doesn't fart because nothing escapes Chuck Norris

 

[Annihilator]

Chuck Norris beat up the first minions so bad some of them are born with one eye.

 

[wolfpack076]

Chuck Norris was once bitten by a King Cobra. After 2 long days of agonizing pain, the Cobra died.

 

[Annihilator]

Chuck Norris was once bitten by a King Cobra. After 2 long days of agonizing pain, the Cobra died.

Chuck Norris doesn't fart because nothing escapes Chuck Norris

Hi,

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.


I'll show myself out now.


Thank you for your indulgence,

BassCliff

Chuck Norris went to Burger King and ordered a Big Mac and got one.

 

[wolfpack076]

Sasquatch is still in hiding because he once saw Chuck Norris hiking in the mountains.

 

[Annihilator]

Sasquatch is still in hiding because he once saw Chuck Norris hiking in the mountains.

 

[javbike]

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Pop,pop, poppoppoppop!
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That’s my man Bruce

 

[Bassbob]

That’s my man Bruce

This was the first time I ever saw Chuck Norris. I had this movie on VHS and watched it over and over along with a lot of other Bruce Lee flicks.

The scene where Bruce breaks his arm always bugged me. Chuck leaves his arm hanging out there a long time.

 

[TEXASforLIFE]

they still make cheesy action movies this decade also, but some not as bad as the 80's! fight sequences are a little better, but the script isn't

 

[Bassbob]

they still make cheesy action movies this decade also, but some not as bad as the 80's! fight sequences are a little better, but the script isn't

I think the John Wick movies upped the game quite a bit.

 

[Marek71]

Damn you guys scared me, when I saw the thread with his name I thought he died. But then he is Chuck Norris so he would just respawn.

 

[javbike]

This was the first time I ever saw Chuck Norris. I had this movie on VHS and watched it over and over along with a lot of other Bruce Lee flicks.

The scene where Bruce breaks his arm always bugged me. Chuck leaves his arm hanging out there a long time.

I lived in Oakland back in the day Bruce Lee had a studio there I remember as kids we had our nose pressed against the glass and watching him teach and do his moves pretty cool stuff

 

[Talyn]

Norris would have never survived a "real" fight with Bruce Lee.

 

[Bassbob]

Norris would have never survived a "real" fight with Bruce Lee.

No way.

 

[Annihilator]

 

[Annihilator]