Chuck Norris

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[wolfpack076]

Chuck Norris once took a whole bottle of sleeping pills, all it did was make him blink

 

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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

 

[SimonRL]

Sorry, not a Chuck Norris fan, I think his movies were lame and especially his Walker Texas Ranger series……to predictable…..

 

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[wolfpack076]

Chuck Norris once made a Happy Meal cry

 

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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear rug in his house. It's still alive but too afraid to leave.

 

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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light on. Not because he's afraid of the dark but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

 

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When Chuck Norris crosses the street, cars look both ways.

 

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Chuck Norris is a wimp……

 

[javbike]

It’s Nuck Norris to you ha ha

 

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[wolfpack076]

Chuck Norris got pulled over for speeding. He let the Officer go with a warning.

 

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[wolfpack076]

When Chuck Norris was born, he drove his Mom home from the hospital.