Chuck Norris

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[wolfpack076]

Chuck Norris doesn't blink when he sneezes

 

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Chuck Norris can gargle with peanut butter

 

[The Night Rider]

Chuck Norris doesn't blink when he sneezes

Chuck Norris doesn't sneeze

 

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[wolfpack076]

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone

 

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Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's cube by shaking it.

 

[BassCliff]

Hi,

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.


I'll show myself out now.

Thank you for your indulgence,

BassCliff

 

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Chuck Norris can have just 1 Lay's potato chip

 

[The Night Rider]

Bruce Lee plays ping pong with nunchucks.....but Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks homeruns.

 

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In High School, teachers had to raise their hands to speak to Chuck Norris.

 

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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win forever

 

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