Chuck Norris

[wolfpack076]

Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories

 

[TEXASforLIFE]

in slasher movies the slashers are running, falling, getting stuck and chuck is walking

 

[Belt Fed]

Chuck Norris beat up the first minions so bad some of them are born with one eye.

Mr. Norris said he failed the first time, he's going to beat them up again where they are born with no eyes.

 

[wolfpack076]

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves

 

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[wolfpack076]

Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freeman's life

 

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[HayesGreener]

Hey, I didn’t post this, my evil twin did…you hear this Chuck, I would never post this about you…..

Oooo, quick Anni, hide from the lightning!

 

[wolfpack076]

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table of elements because the only element he believes in is the element of surprise

 

[The Night Rider]

If Chuck Norris ever sees this discussion he's going to whoop all of y'all's asses

 

[KillerFord1977]

If Chuck Norris ever sees this discussion he's going to whoop all of y'all's asses

Who’s Chuck Norris ?

And he has not met my daughter yet ?
She’ll use his black belt to hang her curtains

 

[Annihilator]

Who’s Chuck Norris

 

[wolfpack076]

Chuck Norris doesn't pee his name in the snow, Chuck Norris pees his name in concrete.