watched an old actor tell a story on carson last night
3 old guys over age of 80 were complaining about lifes ails
1st one said he would love to be able to do #1 with a solid stream and no stop, start, stop or leaks
2nd guy said he can do #1 jsut fine, but would love to have a #2 with some solids and easy squeeze, vice the needle infested logs he was popping out
3rd guy said at 7:35 every morning he does a #1 with full stream and solid feel, followed by 7:36 a solid #2 BM that relieves his cramps and no pain
the other two ask why he was complaining??? 3rd guy said.....well i dont get out of bed until 9 AM..