KillerFord1977
SAINT
24 yrs to my wife but feels like 42 
How many times you been married
- Thread starter Oldmountaiman
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Annihilator
Emissary
Roadrunner
Elite
Twice,1st was young enough to think getting married was the next step after being together 4 years how wrong I was lol jeez soon realised it was a mistake,heard rumours she was seeing someone,let it carry on got proof waited till she went out,all her stuff on the front lawn,and printed pictures of them together see ya,met Kate she's amazing been together 15 years married 8 years don't want to be with anyone else,we just get each other,she likes guns,bbq,cats and beer what can I say?
SimonRL
Ronin
I learned my lesson on Number 1. It’s been 38 years, but if she deigns to pull the ejection handle there will be no #2! Just an endless stream of dalliances who all have their own homes to go back to.
KillerFord1977
SAINT
Parents were married 62 yrs until his passing a few weeks ago. Hope to go the distance as well 
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Oldmountaiman
Operator
Parents were married 62 yrs until his passing a few weeks ago. Hope to go the distance as well
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Oldmountaiman
Operator
God
Bless
Bless
Skunkhouse
Master Class
3x working on 4th lol
Oldmountaiman
Operator
24 yrs to my wife but feels like 42
Oldmountaiman
Operator
Even in fun sometimes days can be difficult for both. About 8 years ago I became the sole caretaker of my wife. She came down with pneumonia and only has about 35 percent of her lungs so she is on oxygen 24/7. I am pretty well damaged but I will be there for her. Sometimes I get my cane or crutch tangled with the oxygen hose but that's our challenge.
Bassbob
Emissary
I’m just gonna say this. Living with other people is challenging and can be difficult. I’ve come to realize that women are a pain in the ass and my guess is they think we are too. The trick is finding one with issues you can tolerate. I spent 13 years with the first one. And 24 years so far with this one. I think it’s safe to say I found one I can tolerate.
last2brake
Master Class
My wife says she will never get divorced, but she says she might get widowed.
Bassbob
Emissary
My wife and I have our wedding rings tattooed on. The deal is whichever one decides to leave or cheat gives their ring back.
last2brake
Master Class
The fourth must have been really bad.
Oldmountaiman
Operator
Have a couple of tats and don't want to lose a arm or have chest opened up again
last2brake
Master Class
Trade your tatts for titts.
Oldmountaiman
Operator
Oh at 17 I had a beautiful girlfriend. Her daddy was French and her momma was Cuban. Her best friend said she wanted to date me so she stabbed me. Can't judge a book by its cover.
OldGrunt
Custom
I'm gonna try that with my wife, but it will go like this "This is my third wife, Tracy.". I'll let you know how that goes over!I used to work with a guy who had been happily married to his one and only wife for 20+ years. But every time they met new people he'd introduce her as "This is my first wife, Jane."
He thought it was funny. Her, not so much.