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Dynamite Rancher
2009 Darwin Award Winner
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dynamite explosion in grass
(8 May 2009, Utah) Brent L., 59, found a stash of dynamite in a shed on his 5000-acre ranch, located three miles from the ATK Thiokol booster rocket testing area. Details about this stash are few: Chief Deputy Kevin Potter said, "Whether the dynamite was his or whatever, that's yet to be determined."
Whatever its origins, the rancher was alarmed, and had good reason to be. Old dynamite sweats nitroglycerine, and once it sweats, it is very unstable and can POP anytime. This well-known fact was indubitably known by the rancher, but this stash of flash was something he felt he could deal with.

The rancher removed the dynamite from the shed, placed it in a field of knee-high grass, backed away about forty yards and fired a shotgun at it. The dynamite's response was to send shrapnel back at the rancher, and the shrapnel scored a solid hit to the man's head.

The Box County Sheriff's office said they were "still looking into it" and the dynamite exploded "for some reason." BUT the first medical team on the scene reported that the man shot the dynamite from 40 yards. Brent L. was air-lifted to the hospital, where he passed away.
 
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Two Texans Die Trying
2019 Darwin Award Winner
Confirmed True by Darwin


drawbridge sketch
(24 May 2019, Louisiana) Like ill-fated Madame Curie, may their experiment be a warning to you, my friend. South of Lake Charles, Black Bayou Drawbridge was CLOSED to cars and OPEN to boats. Evidentially this was an irresistible Friday Night challenge to Texas Man (32) and Texas Man Two (aged 23).
The Chevy Cruze stopped on Black Bayou Bridge, and a Texas Man emerged and PUSHED UP the safety gate for the DRAWBRIDGE !!! His second mistake was to JUMP BACK IN as the driver accelerated rapidly up the open drawbridge ramp, thinking, "Shoot the gap!"



You cannot live long if the road's IQ is higher than your own. In this IQ test, our Double Darwin winners failed; indeed they set a new low. Because these Texas Men--unlike the Blues Brothers--lacked "Cop Tires. Cop Engine. Cop Suspension, and a Mission From God."

A witness observed a passenger emerge and push up the arm of the safety gate, then get back in while the driver backed up a bit and accelerated hard over the dra-bridge edge. Over the bridge and through the waves, our DOUBLE DARWIN WINNERS paved new ground, and demonstrating a new "dead end" leading off the path of evolution.



The Shoot-The-Gap tragedy happened at 2AM. The car sank from sight, and it was no easy task to locate the wreck. Louisiana state police divers eventually located and lifted the vehicle with pontoons and recovered two drowned bodies from the Black Bayou. Identities are identified in this CNN News article.

Double Darwin - a twofer! Take heed, and practice patience on the drawbridges of life.
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With 384 that would be higher than combined iq! Very few would be able to even try with that kind of number.
 
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