JOKES!!!!!
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I certainly enjoy mine now that I have added the ice maker.
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Giuseppe excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that he's going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Mama, I'm going to bring my fiancee and two of her friends to the announcement party, and before it starts, I want you try and guess which one I'm going to marry."
Mama agrees, and the night of the party, he introduces three beautiful women to his mother. They all chat for a while and then step away. Giuseppe looks his mother in the eye and says, "Okay, Mama, which one am I going to marry?"
Mama says immediately, "The one in the blue dress."
"That's amazing, Mama. You're right, as usual. How did you know?"
Mama replies: "I don't like her."
Giuseppe excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that he's going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Mama, I'm going to bring my fiancee and two of her friends to the announcement party, and before it starts, I want you try and guess which one I'm going to marry."
Mama agrees, and the night of the party, he introduces three beautiful women to his mother. They all chat for a while and then step away. Giuseppe looks his mother in the eye and says, "Okay, Mama, which one am I going to marry?"
Mama says immediately, "The one in the blue dress."
"That's amazing, Mama. You're right, as usual. How did you know?"
Mama replies: "I don't like her."
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