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JOKES!!!!!

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A man dies and arrives at the pearly gates where St. Peter greets him.

He asks St. Peter to let him enter.

St. Peter : You can enter only on one condition.

Man: What condition?

St. Peter: You have to spell one word correctly and only then you can enter.

Man: What word?

St. Peter: Love!

Man: L-O-V-E

St. Peter: Ahh! Very good. You can enter now.
The man gets inside when suddenly St. Peter's mobile phone rings.

St. Peter: ....God is calling me, you stay here and watch the gate. I will be back soon.

Man: As you wish.

St. Peter: If any person reaches here in my absence then ask them to spell the word 'Love' before letting them in. If they spell it correctly, then let them enter the pearly gates otherwise send them straight to the door of hell right in front of you.

Man: Understood!

After saying this, St. Peter leaves and the man starts to guard the gates. After some time a woman arrives. The man is astonished by seeing his mother-in-law there. So he asks, "Emily, what are you doing here?"

Woman: After your funeral, when I was returning home, a bus came raging by and crushed me. When I regained consciousness, I found myself here. Now get aside and let me in.

Man: No. Not like this. God has some rules here. First, I will ask you to spell a word. If you spell it correctly then I will let you in otherwise you have to knock on the door of hell.

Woman: What word?

Man: Hydroxychloroquine
 
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