JOKES!!!!!

[TEXASforLIFE]

I've got a practically brand new 42 ford with a starter button on the floor! My grandparents vehicle when they moved from Kansas. I believe it's a 6volt starter? Haven't looked under the hood in several years. My grandmother wouldn't let me have it for in fear of me making it a hotrod! I'll get pics later and post.

 

[TEXASforLIFE]

Brother I am there, 67 years old.

6 to 7 years old?!!!!!

 

[TEXASforLIFE]

I refuse to join the communist AARP. I belong to conservative AMAC.

Is that for, All My Allowance Confiscated !

 

[TEXASforLIFE]

I had an old Dodge truck that had the starter, brake, clutch, gas, dimmer, and a rubber bulb on the floor. Step on the bulb to spray washer fluid on the windshield. That truck was like dancing on the road.

Steering was leaning left and right?

 

[TEXASforLIFE]

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Someone didn’t think that label through.

I wonder what the temp should be? I have 3 butt wholes next door too me. I know Annihilator is lurking, so yes it's bbq time!

 

[TEXASforLIFE]

I've got a practically brand new 42 ford with a starter button on the floor! My grandparents vehicle when they moved from Kansas. I believe it's a 6volt starter? Haven't looked under the hood in several years. My grandmother wouldn't let me have it for in fear of me making it a hotrod! I'll get pics later and post.

It has a rumble seat also!

 

[Minuteman1969]

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I cant stand that commie skeleton!!

 

[Minuteman1969]

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Hey, I resemble that remark!! nyuk nyuk nyuk...

 

[Minuteman1969]

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This is your baby chick.
This is your baby chick on drugs.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

The other day I was out for a walk in the woods, and I saw this frog, just sitting there looking up at me. When I picked it up, it said, "if you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess and do anything you want." As I put it into my pocket, it said, "I mean anything." I replied, "At my age, I'd rather have a talking frog."

 

[Wirenut]

 

[Wirenut]

 

[Keystone19250]

 

[Minuteman1969]

Crew of 15 home invaders make the mistake of targeting Jerry Miculek's house...
One makes the mistake of bringing his cell phone. It beeps.
All home invaders are dead in just under 2 seconds.
Cops show up, see the carnage, and high-five Jerry. It was a good time.

 

[Keystone19250]

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Crew of 15 home invaders make the mistake of targeting Jerry Miculek's house...
One makes the mistake of bringing his cell phone. It beeps.
All home invaders are dead in just under 2 seconds.
Cops show up, see the carnage, and high-five Jerry. It was a good time.

Picked the wrong house.

 

[Peglegjoe]

 

[Peglegjoe]

 

[Annihilator]

 

[Minuteman1969]

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[Annihilator]