What Cartridges Would Stop A Sasquatch Dead in its Tracks?

[Annihilator]

Bigfoot hunters here is your article….

What Cartridges Would Stop A Sasquatch Dead in its Tracks?

If you ran into bigfoot or a sasquatch in the woods, and you had to defend yourself, what cartridge would it take to get the job done?

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[Jfal]

At least the article was written with the appropriate sarcasm...

 

[SimonRL]

Imaginary ones?

 

[Shibadog]

I always use my .495 Ultra Super Magnum revolver. It’s 11 round cylinder holds plenty of ammo and the 15” Wyatt Earp model gives a long sight radius. It’s absolutely effective as it’s the only round and handgun approved by theInternational Sasquatch/Snowman Elimination Society

 

[KillerFord1977]

.22LR to the earhole

 

[TEXASforLIFE]

.22LR to the a-hole

Fixed it

 

[mikep]

Don’t shoot Darrel.

 

[KillerFord1977]

Don’t shoot Darrel.
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Sorry, I have a permit on my Thermal case

 

[mikep]

Sorry, I have a permit on my Thermal case
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But… Darrel!!!!!!

 

[KillerFord1977]

But… Darrel!!!!!!

He’ll prob need to go with a side of taters and some rosemary stuffing to overcome that musky stink

 

[mikep]

He’ll prob need to go with a side of taters and some rosemary stuffing to overcome that musky stink

You MONSTER!!

 

[The Night Rider]

I bet a .22 in the kneecap (or the Tortugas) would stop he/she/they/it in their tracks

 

[FNFAN]

 

[Mr.W.]

Why shoot one in the first place? Astounding creatures. Don't bother them, they won't bother you.

 

[TEXASforLIFE]

He’ll prob need to go with a side of taters and some rosemary stuffing to overcome that musky stink

depending on age and weight, you probably won't have enough salt water to make it taste better!

 

[youngolddude]

It's not the round, it's the placement. If you can't shoot a fist sized group at 7 yards, you're asking for it in Sasquatch country.

 

[Keystone19250]

The best cartridge against a Sasquatch would be one you never see or get a clear picture of.

 

[HansGruber]

Oh, I’d think a double 4-bore would be sufficient.

 

[Bassbob]

You guys sure like killing .

 

[Shibadog]

Esp ‘maginary critters