How to Spot a Fake Expert

[Annihilator]

I’m an expert on Turkish Hi Power clones now …

 

[10mmLife]

Here's more from Paul on how to spot a fake expert.

 

[Bassbob]

Let me guess. Rent boy?

Ask your sister-in-law…

Well, if I’m being honest, meh, never mind.

 

[wolfpack076]

I am an "expert" in coffee drinking, cigarette smoking, cursing and I can shine my duty boots and they look like "mirrors" when I get done with em.