Chuck Norris

[wolfpack076]

When Chuck Norris was young, he didn't play in the sand, he played in the concrete.

 

[wolfpack076]

Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest against a fish

 

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[wolfpack076]

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle

 

[wolfpack076]

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he discovered 2 missed calls from Chuck Norris

 

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[wolfpack076]

Chuck Norris plays Jenga with Stonehenge

 

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Hey, I didn’t post this, my evil twin did…you hear this Chuck, I would never post this about you…..

 

[jumpinjoe]

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This has got to be sacrilege!!!

 

[wolfpack076]

Chuck Norris once missed two days of work, those days are now known as the weekend.

 

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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his Dad did.

 

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When Chuck Norris goes to McDonald's, the ice cream machine is never broken

 

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[powerboatr]

Hey, I didn’t post this, my evil twin did…you hear this Chuck, I would never post this about you…..

nice knowing you........