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Belt Fed said:
Just got back from the urologist, was supposed to get the finger and a tug on the privates, i got neither. i'm disappointed was so lookin foward to it. she ask me if i had a UTI since last time and am i have trouble pissin, i said nope and they booted my old decrepit butt out the door.

When us cretins fully prepare for the pullin and pokin, they by dingy we want a pull and a poke.
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i just had to call Verizon, i been getting on screen notices my set top box, needs to be swapped out...

ok, go thru the voice menu, select this, that, and the other...

now to wait for a hooman to talk to me......

not for 51 minutes....

like WTF, that'll mess with my after dinner meal (we eat early here)

"would you like us to call you back"...??

yes, i record into the voice recorder

"fine, we can call you back tomorrow (thursday 27th)"

"we are open from 8:30 AM till 9PM"

" we have from 10:30 to 11 AM open, do you want us to call you then"?

yes, oh god yessss, please, please call me after my morning nap, cuz i got shite to do, now i gotta wait for YOUR busy asses to call me at an inconvenient time"
 
Belt Fed said:
Just got back from the urologist, was supposed to get the finger and a tug on the privates, i got neither. i'm disappointed was so lookin foward to it. she ask me if i had a UTI since last time and am i have trouble pissin, i said nope and they booted my old decrepit butt out the door.

When us cretins fully prepare for the pullin and pokin, they by dingy we want a pull and a poke.
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well i go to my urologist next monday for my stones to be blasted.......i ain't gonna get a poke and a tug, but imma gonna get rammed with (i think) sonic waves..........that i won't even feel, cuz i'll be given "sleepy juice"
 
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