My dad threatened to, “rip my arm off and beat me with the wet end.”“Don’t say I didn’t tell you so.”
“ YaOnYaOn”= You’re on your own.
My dad had a bunch of sayins. To put the fear of God in me and he did, he would say
“ I’m gonna stomp a mudhole in your **** and walk it dry!”
That's what I've always called it. A water fountain is something you see spouting water in front of a buildingBubbler - water fountain
Or just listen to anything Charlie Berens says...he's got us down pretty good
Man, that first one takes me back to my grandpa. He lived most of his life in NC but I'm pretty sure he picked that one up in the army during WWII“I’m so hungry I could eat the ass end out of a skunk.”
“ Grinning like a jackass in a cactus patch.”
Or someone that had a mischievous grin. “ eatin grin”
Norwegian swear word.Uff da (“Oof-dah”).
Covers the gamut from “heck, I spilled soup on my shirt” to “Mother F’r! I just ran over my sister with the tractor!”
Or someone telling you how dumb you are " You don't know your a$$ from a hole in the ground."How about something vanished " like a fart in a whirlwind or you don't "know **** from shine Ola"